1 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:10,527 [ Laughter ] 2 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:11,862 [ Screams ] 3 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:12,863 ♪♪ 4 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:14,130 Let's just get this started. 5 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,732 Are you [bleep] Kidding me? 6 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:16,733 Who's a good cat? 7 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:19,602 [ Laughter ] 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,204 [ Cymbals crash ] 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,139 ♪♪ 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,075 [ laughs ] [ Laughter ] 11 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,976 Narrator: With special guest, Brooke shields. 12 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,612 It's a match made in heaven. 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,764 [ Laughter ] 14 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,085 Today, we're fashion designers teaming up to get feedback 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,620 From a group of parents for our new kids' clothing line. 16 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,022 The catch is each team's bizarre designs 17 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,424 Have been created by the other team. 18 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,560 So we won't know what fashions we're pitching 19 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,762 Until the moment the kids walk down that runway. 20 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,030 At the end, we'll ask the room if our clothing line 21 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,099 Is ready to hit stores. 22 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:52,302 Whoever gets the fewest hands raised loses. 23 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,752 [ All snap fingers ] 24 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,643 Murr: Alright, boys, you are fashion designers. 25 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,778 Looking at Brian and Sal, 26 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,780 How would you describe their fashion sense? 27 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,717 I would say you get a really good star for trying. 28 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:07,784 [ Laughter ] 29 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,453 Sal: Please have a seat. Please, come on in. 30 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,255 We are designers, and we're bringing out 31 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,056 A line of children's clothes. 32 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,191 You guys ready? - Yeah. 33 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,659 - Go for it. - Fashion. Here we go. Alright. 34 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,195 Brooke and I have designed your fashion line. 35 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,997 You have no idea what it is. 36 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,933 Good luck explaining and selling this. 37 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,467 See our first model. 38 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,738 This is what we call rover. 39 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,140 [ Laughter ] 40 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:34,611 Okay. This look is fierce and animalistic, literally, 41 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,147 As each garment is custom made 42 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,883 Using the fur, scale, or feather of a deceased pet. 43 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,085 Oh, Jesus. 44 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:43,553 [ laughs ] 45 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,821 Just because a pet has died 46 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,223 Doesn't mean you can't take them with you. 47 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,425 It's called taxidermy. 48 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,960 But that's creepy. That's creepy. 49 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:51,094 This is creepy. 50 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,029 Murr: [ Laughs ] 51 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,965 Taxidermy meets fashion. 52 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,899 This is taxidermy meets fashion. 53 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:01,037 A 40-to 50-pound dog will yield at least a medium to large hide. 54 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,173 It's fluffy's fur. 55 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:04,775 Rather than putting the pet in the ground, 56 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,242 She's putting them near her heart, near herself. 57 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,845 Not a chance in hell. 58 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:12,783 You might find one person out of 10 million 59 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,452 That might even be receptive to this idea. 60 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,719 You're not a pet person? 61 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,920 Oh, I am. That's exactly why. 62 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:19,590 I am a pet person, and as someone who just 63 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:20,591 Recently lost her pet... 64 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:21,658 You wouldn't wear it? 65 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,659 You wouldn't wear it? Absolutely not. 66 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,661 I would have a picture. 67 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,928 [ laughs ] 68 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,999 We're trying to reinvent something that has been around. 69 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,549 Don't do it. Don't. 70 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,735 I would not put that on my child. 71 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,605 Stick to the day job? This is our day job, Nigel. 72 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,740 This is a bad way to start, boys. 73 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,609 Alright, let's... Let's bring on our next model. 74 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,945 This one is called the sassy priest. 75 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,548 Okay. 76 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,618 Black is always in style. 77 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:49,219 And with this classic silhouette, 78 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,822 We've just invented catholic couture. 79 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:54,557 This look is no longer just for sun days. 80 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,426 This is an everyday ensemble. 81 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,694 Work it, girl. 82 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:01,164 Murr: This is not good fashion, boys. 83 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,033 - I love the belt. - Brooke: Ooh, alright. 84 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:06,036 Isn't it great? This is very fashionable. 85 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,237 Where? 86 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,505 [ Laughter ] 87 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,240 We're trying to encourage 88 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,509 To be yourself and represent yourself 89 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,377 And express yourself. No, no, no, no, no. 90 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,761 [ Both laugh ] 91 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,449 You're trying to sell a garment to a parent. 92 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,784 You don't even know the child you're selling it to. 93 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,102 He's mad. 94 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,322 Q: Okay. 95 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,256 Murr: [ Laughing ] Oh! 96 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,591 Nigel's got you. 97 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,727 Children don't get introduced to religion 98 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,128 Wearing a dress like that. 99 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,065 Alright. So what we're hearing is another like, not love. 100 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,333 That's pushing it. 101 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,935 You guys are done. 102 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:39,936 How about we do our last one? 103 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,204 Q: Our final piece. Alright. 104 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,654 This is little piggy. 105 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,343 There we go. 106 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,611 These hoodies will not only have 107 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,480 Your little hype beast looking good, 108 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,749 But they also help fight childhood obesity 109 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,218 Through the development of healthy eating habits. 110 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,353 - Murr: Sal, why are you hiding? - Brooke: He's hiding his face. 111 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,622 Q: Each piggy hoodie contains a sensor 112 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,158 That would play a warning to shame the child publicly 113 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,361 Every time they try to eat between meals, 114 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,647 Making sure this little piggy has none. 115 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:14,237 [ Pig oinking ] 116 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,239 This is horrifying. 117 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,523 No! 118 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,445 No, we don't want them to be ashamed. 119 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,447 No. 120 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,849 This guy's now mad and offended. 121 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,852 By show of hands, how many of you think the clothing line 122 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,671 We just showed you is ready to pitch to nationwide chains? 123 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,192 By... by show of hands. 124 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,061 And zero votes. 125 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:39,396 Well done. Whoo! 126 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,931 Each hand represents a vote. 127 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:43,466 I've got two hands, and they're staying firmly in my pocket. 128 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,736 [ Laughter ] 129 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,086 You never had a shot. 130 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,472 Sal: Look at this. 131 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,008 Guys, we have such a huge advantage over you. 132 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:56,012 Brooke shields is doing a fashion show challenge. 133 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,213 They might just get on the wagon 134 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,616 Because she puts such a stamp of credibility on it. 135 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,951 You got to get this out of your head. 136 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:02,685 Okay, you're right. You're letting shields get in your head. 137 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:03,620 I'm insidious. 138 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,887 Yeah, she is. 139 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,424 [ Laughter ] 140 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,026 Hi, guys. How are you? My name is James. 141 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,762 And of course, you recognize Brooke shields. 142 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,163 Wow, yes. 143 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:16,566 Brooke has a brand-new fashion line coming out next year. 144 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,435 It's a children's fashion line, specifically. 145 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,569 With someone like Brooke shields, 146 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,104 You know it's going to be great. 147 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,305 Oh, I don't know about that. 148 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,174 [ Both laugh ] 149 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:26,443 We've designed their entire fashion lines. 150 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,846 So this is the anti-bullying shirt. 151 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,448 Q: Here we go. 152 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:36,319 Small for his age miles used to be an easy target for bullies, 153 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,854 But not anymore. 154 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,590 If miles senses danger, 155 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:44,143 He needs only tug on the all-cotton ripcord like this. 156 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:49,532 [ Laughter ] 157 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,468 Oh, wow. 158 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:55,538 And he becomes too big to stuff inside a locker. 159 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,675 Added benefit, he floats. 160 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,077 Q: Why does this kid look so distraught? 161 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,279 [ laughs ] 162 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,214 I mean, it's definitely giving him confidence. 163 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:07,684 I mean, he's ready. 164 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,752 Sal: [ Speaking indistinctly ] 165 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,354 Murray, what's going on? 166 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:14,157 [ Laughter ] 167 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,359 He's batting around. 168 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,429 [ Laughter ] 169 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,164 It's his first fashion show. 170 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,500 You can go back here. - Definitely does its job. 171 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,967 Q: Start getting annoyed at the model 172 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,503 For not being vibrant enough. 173 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,238 Can you just show a little more happiness? 174 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:29,972 Yeah. Little smile. 175 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,107 Have a good time. 176 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,909 Can you just dab? 177 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:33,844 There we go. 178 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:35,245 [ Laughter ] 179 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:36,795 Do you like it? I like it. 180 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,516 Sal: I mean, what are you talking about? 181 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,319 It's a life vest underneath a button-down. 182 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:45,588 Next, this is the j.R. Luggage. 183 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,990 Q: Here it comes. 184 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,791 Murr: There we go. 185 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,127 Okay. 186 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,196 Put your seats in the upright position 187 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,665 Because Giovanna is coming in for a landing, 188 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,870 Being wheeled around in this sleek, modern, wearable luggage. 189 00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:01,738 [ Laughter ] 190 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,273 Put her under the seat, buckle her in. 191 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,942 Or just put her underneath, and then this way she can sleep. 192 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,610 It's like having a reclining seat. 193 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,212 That doesn't fit underneath. 194 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,748 Is it comfortable in there? 195 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:12,683 Murr, "louder." 196 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,484 Louder. 197 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,418 Good. 198 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:16,086 [ Laughter ] 199 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,821 Can you give us a dab? 200 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,507 [ Laughter ] 201 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,228 She's like... like... 202 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,162 [ laughing ] 203 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,164 You like it, right? 204 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,165 Yeah. 205 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,433 Okay, great. 206 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,235 Q: It's luggage with a hole in it. 207 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,370 I think they're just being nice to Brooke. 208 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,637 I'm telling you, we still got this. 209 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,038 The last one's hard. 210 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,242 Okay, this next one is kids anon. 211 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,894 [ Laughter ] 212 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,447 Sal: Oh, my god. 213 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:45,531 Q: You thought you had it. 214 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:50,654 Brooke: Okay, this next one is kids anon. 215 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,722 ♪♪ 216 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,324 [ Laughter ] 217 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,860 Summer is around the corner, 218 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:00,012 And intense patriotism is in this season. 219 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,933 Say goodbye to that stuffy, elitist, preppy look 220 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,336 And hello to populist whimsy. 221 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,738 Populist whimsy. Populist whimsy. 222 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,273 This is... this is part of the product line. 223 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,542 We think kids will love being a little version 224 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,693 Of the qanon shaman. 225 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:18,548 I don't agree with his politics. 226 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,550 Yeah, I don't either. But I agree with the fashion. 227 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,618 [ Laughter ] 228 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,752 Q: Dab. 229 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,087 Dab. Dab. Dab. 230 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,555 No, no, no, no, no! Do a dab! 231 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,756 Goddamn these kids. 232 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:31,028 [ Laughter ] 233 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,495 What does it take to get a dab? 234 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:33,897 See, look at that. And look. 235 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,965 All of us, ready, dab. 236 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,902 They're all dabbing. They're all dabbing. 237 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,637 So how many of you by show of hands think 238 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:44,423 That Brooke's fashion line is ready to go to market? 239 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,644 Oh, no one? 240 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,579 Q: What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? 241 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,513 Oh, my god! Yes! 242 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,197 Was it the kid in the luggage? 243 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,718 That was it. It was the kid in the luggage. 244 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,454 [ Laughter ] 245 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,922 Narrator: Murr, Q, and Sal couldn't make it 246 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,057 Down this catwalk, 247 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:03,260 Putting them all on the loser board. 248 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:04,527 All: Alright! 249 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,263 Alright. So we have a three-way tie. 250 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:07,931 So we designed the ultimate dating game 251 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,799 Hosted by the lovely Brooke shields. 252 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,534 Now, normally, we'd be trying our best to win 253 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,536 Over the bachelorette, but in this dating game, 254 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,539 We'll be trying to be the worst bachelors of all time. 255 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,075 Yep, because if you get chosen, 256 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,676 You are the one getting punished. 257 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,010 At the end, 258 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,946 You're gonna have to reject the bachelorette. 259 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,282 And when you reject the bachelorette, 260 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,750 I'll have something to say about it. 261 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,200 [ Laughter ] 262 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,422 Sal: Alright. Here we go. 263 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,424 So the deal here is we're intentionally saying 264 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,159 The absolute worst answers 265 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,295 Because we do not want to get picked. Right? 266 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,297 Whoever gives the least offensive answer 267 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,432 Is the one that's going to lose. 268 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,567 I am not getting picked. 269 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,636 By the way, we have all the writers back here 270 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,238 And just eating cake, full cake. 271 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,974 We like to watch when they're not here. 272 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,977 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Brooke of love." 273 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,780 [ Cheers and applause ] 274 00:09:56,864 --> 00:10:00,383 Please welcome our three bachelors 275 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,986 And our host, Brooke shields! 276 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,388 [ Cheers and applause ] 277 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,257 Welcome to "Brooke of love." 278 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,728 And in a moment, one lovely bachelorette will interview 279 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,530 Three eligible bachelors. 280 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,665 Our bachelorette will have to decide 281 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:19,536 Which lucky bachelor gets to accompany her on a date. 282 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,739 Please give it up for Ashley Lisa. 283 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:26,409 [ Cheers and applause ] 284 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,677 Thank you. 285 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,078 Thank you so much for being here. 286 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,281 So why don't you just tell us a little bit about yourself? 287 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,218 So I'm an accountant and I'm very into fitness. 288 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,419 And this past year, 289 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,022 I trained for modeling for this competition. 290 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,223 Absolutely amazing. Murr, she's a model. 291 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,424 And it was a journey. 292 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,693 I think you should win first place every single time. 293 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,094 Oh, you're so sweet. 294 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,832 Now it is the time for you to meet our mystery men. 295 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:49,967 Take it away. 296 00:10:50,051 --> 00:10:52,451 Bachelor number one, describe our first kiss. 297 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,422 Murr: Uh... 298 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,124 Pass. 299 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,312 Okay. Okay. 300 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,381 Did he say "pass"? 301 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,315 Son of a bitch. 302 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,051 Okay. Why don't we continue with the questions? 303 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,386 Okay. Absolutely. 304 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:13,256 Bachelor number three, describe our first kiss. 305 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,924 Q: The first kiss is yours. 306 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,393 Daddy's gonna take care of everything 307 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,310 When it comes to that kiss. 308 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,664 Okay. 309 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:22,665 Do you have any thoughts? 310 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,134 Just that it's magical, I hope. 311 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,670 You're done. 312 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,272 Brooke: Continue. Bachelor number two, same question. 313 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,591 Sure. First, I would caress your insane bod. 314 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,145 A little about me, I'm a dude-bro, 315 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,947 And I just work on my fitness as well, 316 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,417 So I guess, yeah, I'd start by caressing your insane bod 317 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:43,353 And then eventually ask for permission to kiss you. 318 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,088 [ Laughter ] 319 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,091 Dude-bro turns valley girl is the best turn in history. 320 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,960 That's polite. That's a gentleman. That's nice. 321 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,295 I wanted to be creepy. 322 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,496 Sweet. It is sweet. 323 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:57,567 Okay. Bachelor number one, I just had a bad day. 324 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,569 How do you help me de-stress? 325 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,420 Uh... 326 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,708 I would tickle you endlessly. 327 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,460 And then we would go donate blood. 328 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,180 [ Laughter ] 329 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,382 You're answering like you're a psychopath. 330 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,118 I am. Look at me. 331 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,653 I do like to laugh. Yeah. 332 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,588 And I mean, you know, and then you're doing a good thing 333 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,457 For people in need. 334 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,859 Damn it, Brooke. 335 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,794 Bachelor number two, 336 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,197 If you were to write me a poem, what would you say? 337 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,133 Sal: If you don't mind, I'd like to do my poem 338 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,935 In the way of a freestyle. 339 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,871 That's exciting. Yes. 340 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,407 [ Rapping ] ♪ Yo, step to me and I'll kill your whole family ♪ 341 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,544 ♪ I'm a Don in the streets, the cops can't handle me ♪ 342 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,012 ♪ if you pick me, I'll say the rosary ♪ 343 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,081 ♪ and thank the lord ♪ 344 00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:45,282 ♪ punk bitches who stepped off ♪ 345 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,466 ♪ gon' get sent to the morgue ♪ 346 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,021 I grew up with gangster rap. 347 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,092 Okay, so which lines resonated the most with you? 348 00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,960 What was the first line? He'd come close to me. 349 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,628 Step to me, I'll kill your whole family. 350 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,029 Just step to me. Just step to me. 351 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,565 [ Laughter ] 352 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,902 Bachelor number three, do you plan on having kids? 353 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,105 Q: Well, according to the courts of Florida, 354 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:11,841 I already have three running around down there. 355 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,643 But I'm looking forward to having a child 356 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,712 That I have a relationship with, so, yeah. 357 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,046 Love it. 358 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,182 Okay. 359 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,518 Well, that... that's... He's virile. 360 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:23,252 Game's getting tense. 361 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:27,590 Bachelor number one, do you plan on having kids? 362 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,275 Do I plan on having kids do what? 363 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,729 Like, do you want kids? 364 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,664 Oh, do I want to have kids? 365 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,599 Yes. Oh, now I understand the question. 366 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,201 No. 367 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,136 [ laughs ] Okay. 368 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,937 Wow. Do you want to have children? 369 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,340 I do. I do. I do want a family. 370 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,543 I do want to get married and have a family and... 371 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,611 I'm losing, m... [ Bell rings ] 372 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:53,150 Oh, wait, that sound means that it's the end of round one. 373 00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:56,219 Our contestant will select one bachelor to eliminate. 374 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,354 Who's... Who's it gonna be? 375 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,956 Oh, it's got to be you. You're a [bleep] 376 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,692 You sound like a murderer. 377 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,227 Um... 378 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,095 I'm going to eliminate... 379 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:11,234 ♪♪ 380 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,351 Brooke: Ooh, ouch. 381 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,040 Our contestant will select one bachelor to eliminate. 382 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,511 Ashley Lisa, who's it gonna be and why? 383 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,179 Um... 384 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,915 I'm going to eliminate... 385 00:14:24,999 --> 00:14:27,918 ♪♪ 386 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,520 Bachelor number one. 387 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,123 And it's because you don't want to have kids 388 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,591 And I don't think I'm your type. 389 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,259 [ Ding! ] Ouch. 390 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,660 Wow. 391 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,996 [ Applause ] 392 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,465 ♪♪ 393 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,800 That's what I'm talking about. 394 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,136 It is time for round two, 395 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,538 And there are only two bachelors left. 396 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:52,542 The bachelorette is gorgeous, by the way, guys. 397 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,010 Remember, whoever gets chosen 398 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,947 Has to tell this girl she's not worthy of him. 399 00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:59,215 Bachelor number three, 400 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,818 What will our first fight be about? 401 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,220 Q: It's probably gonna be about what you're wearing. 402 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,889 [ Laughter ] 403 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,627 Okay. Is there certain things you do or do not like? 404 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,228 Q: Uh... 405 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,965 I know what I don't like when I see it, you know? 406 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:17,968 - Okay. - Oh! 407 00:15:18,052 --> 00:15:19,702 Murr: Brutal. 408 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,572 Oh, I'm getting nervous for the guy who wins 409 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,574 That has to reject her. 410 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,244 Ashley Lisa: So both bachelors, bachelor number three first, 411 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,913 How large and in charge are you? 412 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,384 Q: Well, I'm not as large as I used to be. 413 00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:37,187 Murr: [ Laughs ] 414 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:41,057 And I've never really been in charge of anything, 415 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,060 So I guess that's my answer, yeah. 416 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,529 [ laughs ] Oh. 417 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,133 Okay. Bachelor number two. 418 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,069 Sal: I've been told I'm way too large. 419 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,537 Murr: [ Laughs ] 420 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,007 Sal: And as far as in charge, call me Charles. 421 00:15:57,091 --> 00:16:00,076 [ Laughter ] 422 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,812 Murr: Oh, it's neck and neck, boys. 423 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,946 Look at the hatred between their eyes. 424 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,081 [ Bell rings ] 425 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,950 Oh, we have to eliminate another bachelor. 426 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,153 Oh, boys, this is it. 427 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,288 I'm on the fence. 428 00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:13,423 I don't want to do it. 429 00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,225 Brooke: Ashley Lisa, 430 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:19,630 Which one of these two men are you bidding adieu? 431 00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,898 - Um... - Murr: Ready? Whoever wins 432 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,168 Has to reject her on television. 433 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,037 Bachelor number three. 434 00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:29,306 Murr: Ohh! 435 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,573 Oh! 436 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,575 Sal! 437 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,511 Now it's time for the real punishment. 438 00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:37,463 Sal's got to reject this poor woman on TV. 439 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,383 Hey, I'm [bleep] Nervous. 440 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,452 Q: Oh, my god, Sal. 441 00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,321 Dude, I'm so happy that's you down there and not me. 442 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:47,858 I genuinely thought... I genuinely thought 443 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:50,193 You were gonna get picked. 444 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,728 You don't know how hard this is gonna be. 445 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:53,063 Ugh. 446 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:54,197 [ Applause ] Alright. 447 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,465 Here we go! 448 00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,333 [Bleep] 449 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,336 It's finally time to meet the man 450 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,673 You'll be going on a date with tonight. 451 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:05,341 Please reveal our winning bachelor. 452 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,809 She's not your type, bud. 453 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,279 Here we go. [ Laughs ] 454 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,263 Here we go. 455 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,884 [ Cheers and applause ] 456 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,486 Oh, pleasant-looking man. 457 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:19,089 [ Applause ] 458 00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:21,091 Okay. We have to take a very short break, 459 00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:24,761 But when we come back, we'll see if we have a match. 460 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:25,896 Murr: Oh, no. 461 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,630 Alright, Sal. Here we go. 462 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,433 Uh-oh, Sal, you're repulsed by her. 463 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,035 [ Applause ] 464 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,438 Brooke: Yeah, alright. Thank you. 465 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,840 Murr: Okay, Sal, time to start the rejection. 466 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:38,641 [ Exhales sharply ] 467 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,176 How you doing? Hi. How are you? 468 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,177 Hi. Good. 469 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,579 Thanks for picking me. 470 00:17:42,663 --> 00:17:44,447 Oh, no. 471 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,249 [ Clears throat ] Man: Alright, and let's... 472 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,517 But before we start... 473 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,320 Before we start, can I ask a couple of questions? 474 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,255 Q: Oh, my god. 475 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,189 I'm just a little nervous. 476 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,791 Um... 477 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,259 I... if I don't... If I don't... 478 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,195 If I don't want to do it... 479 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,397 Can I not do it? 480 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,065 What? 481 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,466 [ Groans ] 482 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,136 If I, like... If... right, like, uh... 483 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,537 [ sighs ] Uh... 484 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,272 Murr: "you're not my type." 485 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,808 She's not my type, exactly. 486 00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:14,827 [ Laughter ] 487 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,398 Q: Oh! This is gonna be hard. 488 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,919 - Q: Alright, Sal. - Murr: Here it goes. 489 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,721 She's not your type, bud. 490 00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:26,322 Before we start... Before we start, 491 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,459 If I don't... if I don't want to do it... 492 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,793 Can I not do it? 493 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,662 - What? - Oh! 494 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,264 She's not my type, exactly. 495 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:36,666 Are you kidding me? 496 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,334 No, no, no. I'm just trying to be honest, 497 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,137 Because it's... I just want to know if, like... 498 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,405 Did they not... ...If they could sub... 499 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,743 Like, I can give her to the bachelor one or three. 500 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:47,744 Oh. 501 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:48,945 I'm sorry. Did you just say 502 00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:51,281 That you could give her, like... like trade-in? 503 00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,083 No, no. You know what I mean. I won her. 504 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,685 I mean, I won the contest. 505 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,086 Q: Sal. 506 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,420 Oh, my god. 507 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,689 I don't mean it in any way. 508 00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,223 I know she's... She's very beautiful. 509 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,758 I don't mean it like that. I just... 510 00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:05,027 I just have a very specific type and she ain't it, you know? 511 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,230 [ Laughter ] 512 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,965 Oh. 513 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,300 I'm just saying, if I won her, I should... 514 00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,768 I... stop talking. 515 00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:15,772 [ Laughter ] 516 00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:16,573 [ Exhales sharply ] 517 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,308 Man: Here we go. 3, 2, 1. 518 00:19:18,392 --> 00:19:19,242 [ Sighs ] 519 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,246 [ Applause ] 520 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,915 Well, welcome back. 521 00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:28,985 And it is time to check in with our bachelor and bachelorette 522 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:31,588 And see if it's a match made in heaven. 523 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,055 Q: Oh, go ahead, Sal. It's not... 524 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,791 It's not a match in heaven at all. 525 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,326 I know we're on air, but it's not a match. 526 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,794 I just don't want... Can we just yell cut? 527 00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:40,130 Because I... I don't want to go through with it 528 00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,531 Because I'm not... It's "Brooke of love." 529 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,933 I'm not gonna love her. She's not my type, you know? 530 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:44,134 Q: Alright, Brooke, time to unleash! 531 00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:45,736 Have you looked at yourself lately? 532 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:46,869 Oh! 533 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,871 I-I-I... I'm just saying... 534 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,541 What's up with the with the wolf man Jack hairdo? 535 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,343 [ Laughter ] 536 00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:55,211 Q: We didn't tell Brooke to say that! 537 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,413 [ Laughs ] 538 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:58,281 I don't get it. Yeah, I-I... 539 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,682 I just... I don't know what you're trying to do. 540 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,685 I have a very specific type. 541 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,021 Oh, that... well, you look like you can be really picky. 542 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,023 [ Laughter ] 543 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,759 I'm gonna make it about me right now, okay? 544 00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:09,892 I am Brooke shields, 545 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,162 And I'm gonna tell you to go [bleep] Yourself. 546 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:17,182 [ Cheers and applause, jokers laughing ] 547 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,438 Can we finish the... no, I don't want to hear another [bleep] Word 548 00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:22,639 Out of your mouth, and I'm not... 549 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,175 I am not kidding. Get off the heart. 550 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,226 [ Laughter ] 551 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,450 How do you... Don't... 552 00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:34,785 I... I just want to go back. 553 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,587 I'll go back. 554 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:40,190 Do... hey, dick less. 555 00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:42,659 Find another exit and find it fast. 556 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,061 But it's "Brooke of love." it's not now. 557 00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:47,063 [ Laughter ] 558 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,199 Don't break my set, [bleep] Face. 559 00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:50,667 Get the [bleep] Out of here. 560 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,936 [ Laughter ] 561 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,406 We still see you, [bleep] 562 00:20:56,490 --> 00:21:00,611 [ Cheers and applause ] 563 00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:02,865 Q: Holy crap. That was amazing.